frozenmeepster:

me during a zombie apocalypse 

frozenmeepster:

me during a zombie apocalypse 


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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2013 and Mar 2014 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

illumahottie:

pissogyny:

babeobaggins:

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

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florafaunamerryweather:

have you accepted natasha romanoff as your lord and saviour

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

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goodoldjames:

And this is why THESE two are forever my OTP.

The relationship in this universe has gone far beyond the smooth friendship of Granada or the twisted heated courtship of BBC. They are into old married couple territory and it is spectacular. 

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thoughtkiller:

alizlemonparty1:

sabishiioni:

ludicrouscupcake:

babblingbug:

(Bunnies and Sunshine)

Easter is coming up! And it’s a terrible time for pet store bunnies!

Rabbits are marketed as “easy”, short-lived, starter pets, especially during the Easter holidays, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth! A healthy, well cared for bunny can live just as long as the average cat or dog- 10-12 years!

What’s more, they have more complex needs than a cat or a dog. Rabbits are prey animals and do not behave or show affection in the same way as predators like cats and dogs; they don’t deal well with being outside-only animals; they can get sad if they’re on their own and don’t receive enough attention; and if they’re bought as a male and female couple, they can start reproducing from as early as 5-6 months of age, and they can carry multiple litters at the same time!

They have a specialised diet (NOT carrots!), need a specialised living area (unless you want all your things to get chewed up!), and they need specialised vets! Caring for them costs as much as caring for a dog!

They’re a big responsibility!

This Easter, Make Yours Chocolate!

BUNNY SAFETY SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE BUNNIES ARE IMPORTANT

This goes for chicks too! They don’t stay small and fluffy!

Respect bunnies people, use your heads! Do research before you adopt ANY pet! You are the sole caretaker for any animal you bring into your home! They depend on you for food and care and love and everything else! And don’t buy pets for holidays! Buy pets to love them and enrich your life!

When you get buns, buns rule you, you do not rule the buns. If you want buns, DO YOUR RESEARCH. THEY ARE -NOT- EASY PETS. -note- I have two of them and they are my children don’t even look at me right now, this is so important. I WISH PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD.

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thedorkiestviking:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

how to scare away potential suitors in one video.

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chestiel:

Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)

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